You think you’re so opaque!

Do you have a question that’s burning your brain like a case of untreated ocular syphilis? Inquire within at theindalianjob@gmail.com.

What is an Indalian?

In-dal-ian, pronunciation: [in-DAL-yuhn]

—adjective
1. of or pertaining to the family Sikdar, its people, or their dysfunction.
—noun
2. a native or inhabitant of Jana’s family, or a person of Indian and Italian descent.
3. a clan, tribe, or gang of inter-ethnic peoples who belong nowhere, but eat just about anything.

Why don’t you post more often?

Because I have a job! and I’d rather this be like a long distance relationship where you pine for the posts, as opposed to one of those overbearing live-in situations where we become unappreciative of and hostile toward one another. If you are interested and/or capable of financially supporting me in a way that would enable me to post more frequently, please submit your resume and tax returns in the Contact section.

What happened to all the lovely, albeit unintentionally humorous, Google advertisements that made this site look so professional?

The people at Google AdSense are a bunch of fucking censoring racists, that’s what. The Indalian Job account has been suspended, we suspect, as a result of the profane content found on this site, which violates Google’s Terms & Conditions. Though we will be appealing this decision, all we currently wish to say to The Google AdSense Team is this: FUCK YOUR COUCH! You can take your oppressive, culturally normative, milquetoast Terms & Conditions, roll ‘em up real tight and smoke them out of your collective anuses.

Who the fuck are you to judge me?! You don’t know me. You don’t know my situation. Get your fucking web-monopoly boot off my chtroat!

Oh yeah, and you owe me $42 in unpaid ad revenue. Motherfuckers.