Everyone is leaving. An interfaith exodus is underway. Did Moses post a “heading for the desert” status update on Facebook? Did I miss the crucial “RT @JesusTheChrist: Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death. WE OUT” tweet? Granted I’m behind the curve on this whole new fangled media front. And that’s because I know social networking code was programmed in the fires of hell. But couldn’t they have sent an Evite? Damn you, Mark Zuckerberg!
My friends and family seem to be running out of New York City at such a rate that I have to wonder which crucial Al Queada party list-serv I foolishly unsubscribed from. Just kidding! Dick Cheney, I know you read this blog. Roll on over in that wheelchair and post a comment already. [ . . . ] Continue »
