It was a sad day, indeed, when I found out that being single in middle age is actually punishable not just by your mother’s eternal disappoint and society’s general scorn, but also by you slowly, but surely (2 to 3 to 6 times as surely), losing your fucking mind.
Death does not particularly scare me. (What’s up, Reincarnation?! You are totally the B.P.E. Best Plan Ever.) [ . . . ] Continue »
