The Indalian Job
Some people call it a disorder; I call it a gift.

Categories: Being a G, Preachin', Regulatin' on People's Asses, Saggy Balls and Dried Up Cootches, The Dead Nana

July 25, 2008 | Permalink | 5 Comments

Old People Fuck? Well How About That

My 91-year-old maternal grandfather, Poppi, the widowed husband of The Dead Nana, may just be a geriatric G.* And this causes problems for some people.

* A “G” being defined as a Gangster.

I could set the scene with the whole,

My sister said, “Did Mom tell you yet?”

And I thought, “Someone is (1.) dead, (2.) in the hospital, (3.) gay, or (4.) in jail.”

But it was none of the above, and upon hearing the actual news, I gasped, “That’s amazing!

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