The Indalian Job
Some people call it a disorder; I call it a gift.

Categories: Birfdays, Keepin' it rul, Ladies - Viva the merkin!, My Sister - SO HOT!, Nerdy Sci-Fi Shout-Outs

June 27, 2008 | Permalink | 6 Comments

Dearest Babysa

An open letter to my Baby Sister (who is prettier than me); on this, your 21st Birthday.

Dearest Babysa,

Sometimes when my skin is really broken out and I’m premenstrually bloated such that my jeans pinch the skin beneath my belly button, imprinting deep purple grooves into my flesh, I think of you and wish you’d never been born. [ . . . ] Continue »